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-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via juaneetoe)

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via itsspillar)

My thoughts

xshe-hood-thox:

Ugh I hate when these niggas in their 40’s try to talk to me I’m looking for guys between the ages 20-25 nothing older I already got a daddy!!!!!!

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ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

today my history teacher wrote on the board “welcome to history according to the white man” and threw our textbook across the room, said it was bullshit and started talking to us about ferguson

oh and he also said he will never assign homework because he hates it

did i mention his dislike for children honestly i couldn’t love a teacher more

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The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

breakingtablesinnandos:

maryyulz:

We already lived in two different millenniums

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We already lived in two different ages

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We already lived in 3 different decades

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We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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And we are gonna pass through: 12/12/12

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We are gonna watch the End of the World

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And all that before turning 18!

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best post ever

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mi0da:

EXTREME

(Source: phoenixwrong, via benevolentcrumpet)