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ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

today my history teacher wrote on the board “welcome to history according to the white man” and threw our textbook across the room, said it was bullshit and started talking to us about ferguson

oh and he also said he will never assign homework because he hates it

did i mention his dislike for children honestly i couldn’t love a teacher more

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The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

breakingtablesinnandos:

maryyulz:

We already lived in two different millenniums

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We already lived in two different ages

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We already lived in 3 different decades

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We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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And we are gonna pass through: 12/12/12

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We are gonna watch the End of the World

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And all that before turning 18!

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best post ever

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mi0da:

EXTREME

(Source: phoenixwrong, via benevolentcrumpet)

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via benevolentcrumpet)

ryan-the-mad-king-haywood:

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom

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venus-in-blurs:

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

there’s a 100% downside to having Bill O’Reilly on this earth.

(Source: mediaite, via benevolentcrumpet)

bulbatsar:

when a couple starts fighting in front of you

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pastel-gizibe:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

I WAS KILLED BY CATERPILLARS??!??!?!

(via paint-me-a-lyric)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via paint-me-a-lyric)

  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

egberts:

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

get away from me

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chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

(via benevolentcrumpet)

  • person: she--
  • me: it's he.
  • person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  • me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years